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Could the doctor’s waiting room be the new singles bar?

January 16, 2017

Are you a baby boomer singleton in search of a mate, a friend with benefits, or a social companion? Have you burned out on online dating? Outgrown the bar scene? Wonder where and how to meet eligible singles who weren’t born yesterday?

Why not try your doctor’s waiting room? Let’s face it—we’re spending more time dealing with health issues as we get older, so why not put that time to good use by fishing where the fish are, so to speak? Plus, having a malady in common could be a bonding experience from the get-go.

As we get older
we all have conditions; some
are just medical.

Think about it. For starters, you’ll have a healthy (as in considerable) pool of potential mates/dates to choose from. According to the CDC, Americans over age 18 made 928.6 million visits to physicians’ offices in 2012 (the most recent year for which statistics are available). There were 300.8 visits per 100 people (that’s 3/person/year), and 54.6% of visits were made to primary care physicians.

The most frequent illness-related reason for their visit? Cough (so bring hand sanitizer and antibacterial wipes). The most commonly diagnosed condition? Joint disease (like arthritis) and related disorders—the risk for which increases with age. But look on the bright side: wonky older knees and hips make it harder for someone to run away from you.

What’s more, the ranks of Medicare enrollees are growing by an estimated 10,000 a day—that’s how many U.S. baby boomers are turning 65 daily, ensuring a steady stream of fresh, age-appropriate prospects with health insurance (for now, anyway).

Perhaps best of all, looking for love at the doctor’s office affords a level of transparency that’s sorely lacking in many other venues. For example:

Without even speaking to a prospect, you can learn:

  • If a man is married, since many men don’t go to the doctor without their wives (but ask the question directly if you strike up a conversation and, naturally, check for a wedding ring)
  • If you sit within earshot of the receptionist, you may be able to glean some vital data about your prospect during check-in, such as name, date of birth, address, phone number, email, etc. The nurse or medical assistant may also announce your prospect’s name when it’s their turn to see the doctor.
  • If you sit next to a prospect while he/she’s filling out paperwork, you may be able to surreptitiously read the answers and obtain relevant information
  • How your prospect interacts with the receptionist—courteous, rude, with humor—can reveal something about his/her character
  • If you’re at an internist/GP’s office and your prospect is sick (versus there for a wellness visit), you’re probably seeing them at their worst. If you still see potential, slather yourself with hand sanitizer before and after contact.
  • If you’re at a specialist’s office, you’ll know which of your prospect’s body systems has a problem (this doesn’t preclude issues treated by other specialists, however)
  • Unless they (or you) drink in the middle of the day, you’re meeting them for the first time when you’re both sober, when (presumably) clearer heads prevail

If you strike up a conversation with a prospect, you can discover:

  • If he/she is able and willing to discuss topics besides those related to health
  • If he/she’s a whiner about medical stuff
  • If your prospect asks about you or just gives an organ recital about his/her own health problems

For optimal screening of the greatest number of candidates, arrive early for your own appointment. And there’s this: for once, it’s an advantage if the doctor runs late, giving you more time to get to know someone.

And don’t overlook these other medical venues:

  • The waiting room for screening procedures such as colonoscopy. This works well if you’re the designated driver (DD) for someone undergoing a colonoscopy. It gives you an extended period during which to converse with a prospect’s DD and determine their relationship with the patient. If you’re undergoing the procedure, you may be able to get to know a prospect at the other end, so to speak (in the recovery room, that is), which can foster an immediate sense of camaraderie—if not intimacy—since you’re both likely farting your brains out. And what better way to get past the awkwardness of tooting in each other’s presence for the first time than to be in a setting where you’re encouraged to let ‘er rip?
  • Outpatient surgery center. Here people are likely undergoing joint replacements or other minimally invasive procedures, and you can get a sense of someone’s activity level, pain tolerance, and the health problem(s) that brought them here.
  • Physical therapy. The fact someone is undergoing PT suggests a certain level of motivation to improve strength and mobility, which can bode well if you’re ISO a fit and active companion.
  • In line at the pharmacy. This may reveal what drugs a prospect is taking to address a particular health issue. Granted, it only provides a snapshot since they may have other prescriptions not being filled that day, but it could be pertinent nonetheless (if a guy is picking up an ED drug, for instance).
  • Urgent care center. Again, you may be seeing someone at their worst, but if you still find them appealing, chances are you’ll have plenty of time to talk, since waiting times can be onerous.
  • Medicare enrollment seminars. Assuming, of course, that we still have Medicare when the GOP gets done with it.

Finally, there’s what you might call the post-medical venue: funerals and wakes. Decorum dictates that you not hit on the bereaved spouse, but there may be others in attendance with whom you can make a love connection. People at these events are often gripped by the sense that life is fleeting, so they may be more open to carpe diem when it comes to romance. Plus, black is slimming.

All that said, it really behooves us to do all we can to stay out of the doctor’s office: exercise, eat right, get enough sleep, reduce stress and hydrate. It’s bound to make you a more appealing potential date/mate, if that’s what you’re after—and capable of hanging out in places that are way more fun.

What do you think? Have you ever met someone interesting at the doctor’s office or other medical setting? What do you think are the best places or ways to meet older singles? Please share?

 

 

 


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  • 24 thoughts on “Could the doctor’s waiting room be the new singles bar?

    1. Ellen Paris says:

      This will keep me laughing all day. Perfect and spot on 🙂

      1. Roxanne says:

        Thanks again!

    2. Ellen Paris says:

      You are too funny and start my week off laughing.
      Thank you!!!

      1. Roxanne says:

        Thanks, Ellen! Your comment started my week with a smile!

    3. Ellen Dolgen says:

      I never thought about waiting rooms as the internet dating alternative. What a great idea.

      1. Roxanne says:

        You just never know where an opportunity might await! Thanks for commenting, Ellen.

    4. That’s hilarious! I’ll never look at the waiting room the same way again!

      1. Roxanne says:

        Thanks, Rena! A reason for some folks to look up from their phones, right?

    5. Beth Havey says:

      This is a hoot. Waiting rooms can follow protocol–and NOT. Once, while waiting with my husband, the receptionist said really loudly, NO, YOU NEED TO GO TO THE FOURTH FLOOR TO THE CHEMO GIRLS. What happened to the Medical Privacy Act?

      1. Roxanne says:

        All too true, Beth! I make a lot of my “observations” in this post assuming that staffers aren’t being HIPAA-compliant!

    6. Barbara says:

      You always make me laugh out loud! The last line about funerals, ‘black is slimming’, really made me cackle!
      b

      1. Roxanne says:

        Cackling is good! Thanks so much, Barbara. I always enjoy hearing from you!

    7. Sue says:

      Thanks for bringing a laugh to my morning Roxanne. I hadn’t thought to use all of that information about others. I have an appointment at the Doctor’s next week and I will be thinking of you!

      1. Roxanne says:

        Thanks for your comment, Sue! Yep, it’s a whole new way of looking at your fellow patients at the doctor’s office, isn’t it?

    8. Lynne Spreen says:

      You don’t have to actually HAVE a colonoscopy. Just hide from the receptionist and pretend you’re there to transport someone. You could drop by several times a week this way. Maybe even print up cards and enter the gig economy taking people to doctor appointments. 😉

      1. Roxanne says:

        Ha! Love your way of thinking, Lynne!

    9. So funny…. and so ironic! I’d never actually thought about it this way. Love the way your mind works.

      1. Roxanne says:

        Thanks, Carol! One just never knows when an opportunity may present itself…:-)

    10. LOL…I never even thought of this! People seem more open to talking in a Dr’s office too. Hmmmm, I better go with my hubs to the doctor from now on!

      1. Roxanne says:

        An ounce of prevention and all that (if there are hussies on the prowl!). 🙂

    11. Oh my goodness. This made me snort — and be grateful I am longtime married and need not look for a fella. GAH! Medical facilities of any sort give me the creeps as I consider the germs, germs, everywhere!
      Too funny! Thank you for the chuckles!

      1. Roxanne says:

        Thanks for your comment, Lisa! I’m glad to be married, too–and do my best to stay out of the doctor’s office!

    12. Holy shit – they do JOINT REPLACEMENTS as out patient surgery in the US? Wow! My old mum was in for 4 days and had 6 weeks of recovery.

      If I ever found myself in the unfortunate position of needing to find a partner, I doubt if it would happen at my doctor’s office! I avoid it at all costs and on the rare occasions I do venture in there, I hold my breath and try not to touch anyone. I mean really, they are all sick. Yuk.

      1. Roxanne says:

        Yep, outpatient joint replacements. Even back surgery! And you just never know where Mr. (or Ms.) Right may be hanging out (but like you, I’m glad to not have to be looking).

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